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Waste of bandwidth!

I’ve been reading this copy pasted message in many facebook profiles lately.

Anna Hazare says bring back the Black Money.
Do u know what will
happen if
1,456 Lac Crores comes back.

1. India Financialy No.1.

2. Each district will get 60000 crores.
& 1 village will get 100 Crores
.
3. No need to pay taxes for next 20 yrs.

4. Petrol 25 Rs,
Diesel 15 Rs,
Milk 8 Rs.

5. Support Anna hazare by paste this message in ur status.
I did my job.
Jai Hind!

 

It makes me wonder if people are really that naive to believe in such inconceivable lies. Do people even realise how much is 1,456 lac Crore? Let me do the maths for the intellectually challenged idiots (I being one of them :p). 1,456,00,00,00,00,00,000 INR. Which approximately is 3,23,55,55,55,60,000 USD. That is 32,355,555,560,000 USD – 32.3 Trillion USD.

Let’s see some statistics shall we?

The Reserve Bank of India defines the monetary aggregates as[31]:

  • Reserve Money (M0): Currency in circulation + Bankers’ deposits with the RBI + ‘Other’ deposits with the RBI = Net RBI credit to the Government + RBI credit to the commercial sector + RBI’s claims on banks + RBI’s net foreign assets + Government’s currency liabilities to the public – RBI’s net non-monetary liabilities.
  • M1: Currency with the public + Deposit money of the public (Demand deposits with the banking system + ‘Other’ deposits with the RBI).
  • M2: M1 + Savings deposits with Post office savings banks.
  • M3: M1+ Time deposits with the banking system = Net bank credit to the Government + Bank credit to the commercial sector + Net foreign exchange assets of the banking sector + Government’s currency liabilities to the public – Net non-monetary liabilities of the banking sector (Other than Time Deposits).
  • M4: M3 + All deposits with post office savings banks (excluding National Savings Certificates).

So the total money in India is only 30,00,000 crore rupees (30 lac crore rupees). Do you still believe some dirty politicians might have almost 50 times more than this? Is it even possible? Think again.

In many posts around the internet, it was 1.4 trillion US Dollars to begin with (I’ve not found any official statement from any government or bank to back that supposedly false claim on the internet).  It suddenly became 1,456 lac crore overnight. There is a huge difference between the two values. Then again, may be the crooked politicians multiplied, divided, added and subtracted their deposits in the past couple of days (Can you sense the sarcasm? If you can’t just press the ‘power off’ button and do everyone a favour).

Lonely summer ahead!

Exams are over now and it is time for a vacation and some rest. I have a lot of free time and I should prepare myself for some licensing examinations or at least the MCI screening test which I plan on taking next September. Some how I find it pretty hard to concentrate. I’ve been doing things with no interest or concentration. A lot of thoughts fill my mind. Memories of her fill my thoughts.

I keep on thinking “What is she doing now?”, “Is she smiling?”,”Is she happy?”. I sit alone and think about her smile and I count the hours that passed by, since I last saw her angel face. It is a miracle that I held myself together for so long without making her laugh at my silly jokes. Life feels empty with out the feeling of her presence in my proximity. To live the rest of my holidays alone with her not being here seems almost absurd.

She did promise to call me from home, but I’m almost certain that she already forgot everything about me and her promises in the overwhelming joy of being home. She made it quite clear that she is quite  committed to her boyfriend, but I still cannot make up my mind to think of anything else. I’ve been told by many to move on, but obviously I cannot move on.

I hope I’ll be able to pull myself together and make my vacation useful somehow. I’m not a big fan of vacations as they make life boring. Summer vacations are the worst since I do no like to get my butt out in the summer heat. With deserted hostel and I not wanting to go out in the day time, I expect to have a pretty lonely and boring summer vacation.

For Nashit Khan, Prerna Reddy and Co.

Nashit Khan, “Fuck this” is sure not a pretty phase but at least it was not directed at any one. unlike those from our brother Mohammad Habeeb. If you are going to be offended by that, you probably have not taken part in any decent online debates.

Nashit Khan, Mohamman Habeeb & Moshir Khan, do you guys understand that “Complete ban on alcohol” implies that it calls for prohibiting alcohol for every one regardless of their beliefs, views or religion. Am I not getting some thing or do you guys think that this is a call for every one to quit drinking alcohol?

Deducing from my previous paragraph, as Mr Moshit Khan pointed out (from al bakrah if I’m not wrong), “There shall be no compulsion in religion, as the truth will always stand clear and survive” (or some thing along the lines). So, imposing a ban on alcohol and prohibiting alcohol for every one and showing Islamic scriptures as a reason is just wrong. Mahatma Gandhi was not a Muslim, and he was against alcohol. Alcohol is still banned in Gujarat (a state of India) where he was born. Though, I do not like the guy, he did not have such controversies when he called for banning alcohol. Do you know why?

Because he was not quoting religious scriptures but simply explained the ill- effects of alcohol. does that make anything clear for you guys? No one is against anti-alcoholism, but many are against ant-alcoholism based on Islamic ideology. If you guys still do not get it, I pity your clueless souls!

When you say “Islam”, most people (non-muslims) think only about Taliban, Burqah, oppression and terrorism. I will not go into details on why it is so, is it fair and such, for we all know I speak the truth about the mentality of people. It will be easier to convince people that alcohol is bad giving scientific secular reasons than any religious reasons. If you give religious reasons, You sure should expect a flame war from those who do not like to hear it and do not sympathise with your religious feelings and ideals. If you don’t, you are rather naive. When it goes public, regardless of your desire, you will sure get positive and negative feedbacks. All you can, as a mature human being, is to try and get your point through logical explanations. Yelling at others and using filthy insults will just show your own maturity (In other words, it makes you look like a total tool).

Again, I’m not against Islam or any other religion for that matter. My beliefs and ideals are on a different dimension which might not be easy for many of you ‘followers’ of different religions to digest. I’m just stating the facts here. I believe everything written in religious scriptures are meant for the well being of human beings and everything has a rational and logical explanation.

Complete ban on alcohol!

Today, I stumbled upon an event in Facebook: Complete ban on alcohol

Made me wonder – are these dudes really nuts? What the fudge are they even blubbering about? Let me make myself clear. I’m not a big fan of alcohol myself though I might sound like one sometimes. I’m sure that every one is aware of the bad effects of alcohol. But should we ban it? It is quite clear that these guys want to ban alcohol, just because it is written in their religious scriptures. Should everything be dictated by some religious scriptures? Don’t get me wrong! I respect every one’s religion and beliefs, but do these guys follow everything written in their scriptures? If I remember right, masturbating is also one of the prohibited things in Islam. I wonder how many of these guys never touched themselves.

I honestly believe that these attempts to show themselves as ‘true Muslims’ are more of a show for others. I honestly do not believe that these guys actually follow their own religion. It is people like these who try to force their religion upon others. Adding a religious colour to every fucking thing will not do any good for anyone.

Let me just quote some thing:

b. In Sunan Ibn-I-Majah Volume 3, Book of Intoxicants, Chapter 30 Hadith No. 3392
“Anything which intoxicates in a large quantity, is prohibited even in a small quantity.”

Yeah, okay. That makes every one guilty. Do you guys know how many things we use in our food can cause intoxication? Tea, coffee, Even water can cause intoxication. Now, stop drinking water! Lets go one step further! Complete Ban on water!